What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point