What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.