What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.