What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish