What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )