What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD