What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD