What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )