What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )