What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean