What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.