What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)