What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!