What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.