What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.