What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.