What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!