What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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It was raining cats and dogs

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...