What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.