Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.