Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.