Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.