Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.