Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.