Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating s...

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.