What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5