What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.