What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving