Climax Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"