What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers