Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)