Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.