A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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20 hot 9 year olds.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
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Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
I sink therefore I am.
Paradice...
A mouse going on vacation.
One is a bunch of cunning runts.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Evolution.
