A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
20 hot 9 year olds.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Because they don't have any feet!
A: Ahhh-shoes.
A GoProbe.
They capture your special moments.
The HYAT
They go swimming in Laotian
There's 20 of them!
A wind tunnel.
They both hate the French press
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Coal'd.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Knock on the door.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
They both turn "o" into "O".
