A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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20 hot 9 year olds.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
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Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
Pilatte
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
To which I replied: "a camera."
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
With oinkment.
20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry
Launch
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
Because it was crumby.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.