9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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an airbroosh

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)