What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What will be after homo sapiens in evolution?

Homo genius.