How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.