How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

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What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.