How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.