How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.