What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.