What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.