Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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Build a house next to it.

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Did you make that Fermi?

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.