Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What do you call a suicidal Shinto?

A Kami-kaze

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.