Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

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What do you call a suicidal Shinto?

A Kami-kaze

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.