Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse