Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.