Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A bad judge of character.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.
A poodull
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
