Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
An egg gets laid.
A: When the other tenors notice.
They'll tell you.
Because his daddy was a mummy
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
A: Turn off the carousel.
Piccop Andropoff.