How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!