What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."