What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.