What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.