What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Urine trouble!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.