Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.