Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.