Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).