Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.
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I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Sake. (sock-key)
Because they can't take it seriousry.
Whale huntings legal
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
By her suntan !
Not breaking up
They can never find the "any" key.
Because it was a kangaroo court.
A. Because of their loco motives
A receding hairline.
Rabies!
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Timing
Keep at it, inmate!
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!