Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.