Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*