Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.