Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates