Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.