Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.