Timing
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
A couch can support a family
Because they spend too much time changing.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
They go off on tangents.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!