Timing
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Tooth hurty
The RE-tardis
I dunno, I just repost them.
A corn snake
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.