What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)