Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.