Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.