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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic