Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.