Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD