Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.