Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.