Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.