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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it