Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.