How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.