How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.