How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.