How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.