How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.