How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.