How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.