Because he doesn't know the time of day.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
Mortgage freeman.
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
He came and went at the same time.
Because he was spaced out.
AHEM!
Kissing strangers.
Hey, this looks new!"
