Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!