Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients