Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"