What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.