What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.