What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.