What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"