What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.