What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.