What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die