What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.