What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.