What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.