What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.