What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.