What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.