End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.