How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.