Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"