Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"