Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"