Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"