Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

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