Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.