Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."