What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.