What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Asian Guy Jokes More Asian Guy Jokes

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS