What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.