What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.