What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.