What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Asian Guy Jokes More Asian Guy Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee