Asian Guy Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!