What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Me.

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Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.