Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white