Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white