What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".