What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.