What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.