What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.