Germ Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!