Germ Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.