Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide