Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide