Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."