What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh