Chipotle Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

free coli

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh