What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.