What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead