What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead