Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen