What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.