What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee