What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee