Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Tension Jokes More Tension Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma