What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.