What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "